Sunday, January 27, 2008

Lessons in Bad Parenting #2 (Ongoing Series)

I dropped The Girl off at her friend's house.

She called later and of course, her number is programmed into my phone so it comes up with her name.

Keith picked up my phone, answered and said, "The number you have reached has been disconnected. If you feel you've reached this message in error, please check the number and dial again." Then, he hung up.

The Girl called a few minutes later and said, "W.T.F, Mom?"

I said, "Your dad is a jerk. You know this, child."

One day, I should tell you all about our attempt to teach her to wear PJs by setting off the fire alarm. (Didn't work. She was on to us.)

3 comments:

Phydeaux said...

See, I view that as "fun", but then again, I ain't got no chilluns.

Christina said...

I figure that they'll need something to tell Springer or their therapists when they get older, so what the hell.

pidomon said...

so spent the last day trying to come up with a lesson my own parents learned.

But having me for a son I earned everyone of them lol