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The Crimson Permanent Assurance

The Best Words To Go To Go To Bed With

"Love you Bub" And the best words to say in response "Love you too Sheri" Nice talking with my sister this evening

A Picture Of A Cow

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WHAT? Look folks I don't lie about these things.

I Guess I Lied

But only here at the island and what happens at the island stays at the island! (Maybe we should look into a casino or two) A year ago tonight I was at M.D. Anderson hospital. In a couple hours visiting time would be over but the staff let us stay bit there was only room for two in the room. Naturally we gave that to Jim and Ali and Dad, Sheri, and I went and staked our spots out around ICU to see where we could get an hours or so sleep. And me being me I believed the signs saying "This Visitors Room Closes at 11:00" and went looking for somewhere to lay down and found a love seat in the lobby. Not very comfortable but I hunkered down and pulled my TCU cap over my head and tried to sleep (which was off and on)but eventually April 2nd came. Dad, Sheri and I met and had breakfast at the hospital and went back to the room and about noon Dad and I headed back to Brenham to shit shine shower and shave. And we got the call that we all had to meet to decide what was the next step. ...

Only In Texas (Or Mac and Chese and DEMOLITION!)

Or maybe a better title would be "Jerry Jones Can Sell ANYTHING" I love my Dallas Cowboys I do I do I do. Reading the website today there is an article about the demolition of the old Texas Stadium . This was interesting to me as I have been to that stadium before and talks about the process of bringing it down and what the city plans to do with the land blah blah blah blah. And this is the last paragraph: Fireworks will precede the demolition, and the event will be emceed by ESPN's Chris Berman. Casey Rogers, an 11-year old from nearby Terrell, won an essay contest for the chance to press the final button completing the implosion, which is sponsored by Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. How in the world do you sell naming rights to the demolition of your own stadium? In the words of those old Guinness commercials "BRILLIANT"

I've Learned A Valuable Lesson

And before the age of 49! If you don't want to keep spilling the cinnamon maybe moving it somewhere away from the cooking utensil you use often is not the worse idea evah. I am now going to try this tactic and have great faith it will work out.