I really don't want to be. Honest. No, really!
How Evil Are You? [ENTER AT OWN RISK - Bob] Devbook Quizzes! !
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So we're all playing this game, are we?
Click here to take the test. (Warning: It's an irritating test. For each question, you have to pick between two polar opposites, with no middle ground. Fortunately, they ask the same questions in a lot of different ways, so I suppose it evens out a bit.)
See What I Have To Put Up With?
Exhibit 1: The Girl came home from her second day at work and told us a story. There was a girl that worked with her, we'll call her Quartz. The Girl was warned that Quartz had a really bad attitude on the first day. Second day, The Girl goes to work and Quartz has been called in, an hour and a half late for her shift. Quartz wasn't feeling well. She was pissed that she had been called in to work and so she decided that she wasn't going to work. She left The Girl and one other worker alone on the line for dinner rush. This did not work. The line backed up, people were waiting for 30-45 minutes for their sandwiches and they were getting pissed. So, The Girl--having never heard the axiom "Discretion is the better part of valor."--stuck her head in the back and told Quartz that they needed help and asked her if she planned on working at all that night. Quartz pitched a fit, cussed The Girl out and then called the manager to whine about how The Girl had cuss...
Kids Say The Funniest Things
The Boy is supposed to be cleaning his room this morning. He begins speaking to me about negotiating this deal. "Mom, can I do half now and half when I get back [from his friend's house]..." "No." "MOM! I was talking and you just said 'No' and I was just saying that I could do half now and half later. It's not bad, I just have to put my clothes away..." "Don't forget the clean clothes you let fall behind your toybox." "MOM! You did it again! That's why I want to do half now and half later! If I have to do all of it now, it will make it hard to be lazy!!" /Mom laughs until she chokes/