i dare you to try to read this one

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ok deep breath in 1..2..3

(this will take advance PIDOSPEAK I'm thinking)

so last year dallas had to win at philly to make it to the playoffs and got thier butts handed to them and i'm in hte bar all booohoooo and philly fans were all like eat shit cowboy dude etc etc etc and there was one fan while the philly caowboy connection of instant hate was obvious as they always are it seemed like ohhhh shes nice for someone whoroots for them and oh well i must now hang ny head in shame and wait for the 2009season

fastforwardtothis year and she walks in thebar and shesdating a coolguyiknow and wetalketcetcetc and ov erhtelast coupleweeks textshit about the gamesand shes all wevabout theboy and now ihearthey arebrokenup and imall likewhatdoIdo?

shesanurseandcooland prettyandsmart and asusualmy bottomline isifi can make a new freindSWEEETbut i kindalikeher

noireallylike her buttheniworryabout ageand performanceand stuff likehtat andwehaventevenhad adate.

imthinkingimprettystupidworryingaboutstuffthat hasntevenhappened yet

ohwellthatsjustme

Happy New Years Everyone

Comments

Jennifer said…
Okay, that was the best IMB post *ever*.

Also, I know it's a hard habit to break, but try not to worry, B. Just ask her out and go from there.
December 31, 2009 at 11:17 AM
splord said…
That was typed all in one breath, wasn't it? :)

Goforit!!
December 31, 2009 at 3:22 PM
Anonymous said…
I repeat everything I've said already about this issue.
December 31, 2009 at 7:54 PM
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